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    Journal: OMG!!! -------------------------------------------
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    As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked "Registration" and saw an attractive woman sitting at a desk.

    "Exactly what do you do here?" he asked.

    "It's quite simple," said the receptionist. "This is a nudist camp. We take off all our clothes and commune with nature."

    "Cool," said the guy, "count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing: "Beware of Gays."

    He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry, you've had two warnings!"

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    | Posted on 2010-06-21 03:28:23 | by Megankitty807 - [ Reply to This ] -
    butttttttttt fartttttttt stinkyyyyyyyy
    | Posted on 2010-04-19 12:57:00 | by pooter3000 - [ Reply to This ] -
    Omg!! Your journal is HILARIOUS!!!:) I couldn't stop laughing!!:)
    | Posted on 2010-04-13 07:30:50 | by gothgirl101 - [ Reply to This ] -
    I'm glad you came to apologize. I would have had to kick some ass. Lol Sorry for saying it, but that's what I think is true. And I have seen you RP recently. You do slack off sometimes, and there are times you're pretty decent. But to be a good literate one, you need to be that way all the time. Not just when you feel like it. That was my point. Sorry if it pissed you off though. It was only meant in a teasing way. I didn't smack you near hard enough to mean that to hurt you. :P
    | Posted on 2010-04-07 20:58:39 | by Kitkara - [ Reply to This ] -
    Yes, I RP quite often. You just never see me at all.
    | Posted on 2010-04-03 01:27:15 | by Kitkara - [ Reply to This ] -
    Moo this i officialy the most randomness message on here >:D

    because i said so Mwuahahahahahahaha
    | Posted on 2010-03-31 19:33:02 | by Sanako - [ Reply to This ] -

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