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#1 Fairchildglueclue
There once was a bird, a duck,
Chickens hated him ‘cause he didn’t cluck,
So he said “listen here,”
Over a pint of beer,
“I know Mickey Mouse! Wuck wuck!”

#2 Eggman
I went to the barn with a knife
Intending to take a pig's life
When I cut up the ham
My dear Uncle Sam
Exclaimed 'Sir! you've murdered my wife!'

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