Polka-dots and face paint,
Pulling coins out of ears,
Making kids cry and faint,
Causing chaos through the years.
Your big red nose and wig,
The huge shoes on your feet,
Making noises like a pig,
When you take a seat.
Balloon animals and juggling plates,
Squirting people with that flower,
Cursing when you fall on your skates,
Making all the little ones cower.
All you clowns at parties today,
Keep in mind you are suppose to be funny,
Don't scare the kids away,
Keep your shows light and sunny!