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    dots Submission Name: My Hott Second Wifedots

    Author: BenCollier
    Elite Ratio:    3.72 - 425/386/88
    Words: 212
    Class/Type: Spoof/Satire
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       More parody fun. THis one is a parody of The Beach Boys Little Deuce Coup. Hope y'all enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

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    dotsMy Hott Second Wifedots

    My hot second wife
    You don’t know what I got
    My hot second wife
    You don’t know what I got

    Oh yeah I’m braggin so don’t get down
    Cause I got the hottest second wife in town
    Compared to the first she’s so more fly
    The first’s so jealous she just wants to die
    She’s my hot second wife
    You don’t know what I got

    Just a hot second wife with real hard body
    And she’s sexier that the first even on the potty
    She’s sexy and skinny and she’s hott as hell
    She’ll turn the guys heads and I think that’s swell
    Cause she’s my hot second wife
    You don’t know what I got

    She’s got a competition body with all the right curves
    And she purrs like a kitten when she gets on her swerve
    And if that ain’t enough to get you out your shanty
    There’s one more thing, she wears pink thong panties

    And getting into bed when the lights are out
    She makes me appreciate what married life is about
    I gotta stay in shape to keep up with my wife
    Cause over forty sex can really enhance your life

    She’s my hott second wife
    You don’t know what I got

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      Don't believe I have had the pleasure of reading your work yet, but I was drawn to this by the title, and it was a good choice.

    I love parodies, and this one tickles me to no end,-- it is clever and funny, and i found myself singing along. I think it;s a great way of getting on with life after divorce, and whether true or not, it;s just a gem.
    Thanks for sharing.
    | Posted on 2006-12-01 00:00:00 | by Silverdog | [ Reply to This ]
      This was funny, even though Im not laughing at this time, my mind says it was.

    Very highly, well, it was both humorous and erotic, but I have to say it was kind of lustful, and i dont support lust, in this it was humorous lust, but I dont think lust would be pertained to marriage because theres no wrong way to sex in marriage. lol.

    Excellent write.
    | Posted on 2006-05-12 00:00:00 | by Fusion | [ Reply to This ]
      this has got to be the funniest poem ive read on here. Im still laughing!!
    good job!
    | Posted on 2006-05-11 00:00:00 | by Amanda Lynn | [ Reply to This ]
      hahahaha! *applause*

    Dave, thanks for this, the first grin I've had today!

    A parody is one thing, but when you can actually write a TRUE story in it, it's excellent!

    Just one thing that disappointed me: the disturbing lack of crawdads....hahahahaha

    Well done, old mate

    be happy

    | Posted on 2006-05-11 00:00:00 | by wewak11 | [ Reply to This ]
      I think this is funny, I'm glad that you appreciate your second wife, and I liked the rhyme scheme
    | Posted on 2006-08-25 00:00:00 | by BrokenStream | [ Reply to This ]
      Wholey Ravioli Dave!
    This was funny as heck!
    I totally got into the groove of the BB song when reading this too. Splendid job with that and marvelous way you spun the love of your life into it, HA!

    "The best revenge is gooooood livin'" and it sounds as though you are living quite well with Felicia.

    A tip of the hat to her for that and a big ol' congratulatory smile to you for kickin' out such a tribute.
    Well done!
    | Posted on 2006-05-18 00:00:00 | by hyproglo | [ Reply to This ]

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