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    dots Submission Name: Poking Nazis With Sticksdots

    Author: Colten
    ASL Info:    19/Man?lol/U of I
    Elite Ratio:    3.05 - 62/99/43
    Words: 126
    Class/Type: Rant/Comedy
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       Just a thought. But,...I would like to do it some day.

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    dotsPoking Nazis With Sticksdots

    Have you ever wanted to poke a nazi with a Stick?

    I have.

    It is not fun!

    Apparantly, they don't like it.
    It makes them angry.
    I should know,
    Because they got angry at me,
    When I did it.

    Yes, those nazis can get mighty angry.

    I suggest refraining from ever poking,
    A nazi with a stick.

    Especially when they have a gun,
    And a club,
    And a bunch of hungry attack dogs.

    Yes, those nazis can get mighty angry.

    If you ever feel like talking about how angry They can get,
    Just stop by the hospital,
    And wait for me to regain the use,
    Of my jaw...

    After I wake from this coma!

    Submitted on 2006-05-21 20:55:04     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      this was funny!! haha i'm still laughing at the picture of poking nazis with a stick...now i feel like going to draw such a picture!!! with fuzzies!!! I'm such a fan :p !!
    | Posted on 2007-08-28 00:00:00 | by TheStillSilence | [ Reply to This ]
      I have read a few of your writings now, and I only have one thing to say, you are a very unique person. I liked this it made me laugh because it was completely random. Keep writing crazy stuff, and I will keep reading.
    | Posted on 2006-05-22 00:00:00 | by RedRoseofBlood | [ Reply to This ]
      I agree with feather. Poke them with something explosive! But it made me laugh alot..alot, alot. um yeah and the fact that i was told of this discussion previous to reading this made it even better. A real laugh attack.
    | Posted on 2006-05-22 00:00:00 | by orange | [ Reply to This ]
      Hey, that's funny. I'll be careful to not poke them with sticks. They ought to be poked with something stronger, like dynamite.
    | Posted on 2006-05-21 00:00:00 | by feather | [ Reply to This ]
      cool really funny let me tell you a tip dont poke them with a stick get in your car and through stones at him then drive full speed ahed. oh yeah and wear sun glasses

    | Posted on 2006-06-11 00:00:00 | by BusterLILblock | [ Reply to This ]
      hehe, this was kinda funny. I'd just have to poke them with a really, really long stick...maybe that will keep me safe, hehe.
    | Posted on 2006-05-23 00:00:00 | by Raindrops | [ Reply to This ]

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