She said, “here put this on”
And she handed me a rubber.
A Magnum Rubber
And I asked, “what is this?”
She replied, “what is that too small?”
I said “No, I ahhhh…well where did …I mean
why do you have these?”
To which she responded “a girl can never be too safe”
I said “yeah, but”…then she said, "and it’s the last one”
I sat there thinking with the magnum around my finger....it looked like a mitten.
I wasn’t sure what to do, but I have been dating this girl for a month now, and this wasn’t the first time I had slept over, nor we had sex.
But was the first time I have seen these Magnums, and why was the box empty? What basketball team is she sleeping with?
So, what would Superman do in this situation?
So, I jumped into the Magnum, because it looked like rain, and I flew out the window.
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Submission Name: The Magnum
