Its been far too long since I felt the fire in me
Or the oratorical flair that all the liars envy
For my voice speaks the truth
But silver-tongue says it well -
Thus allowing me to sell Bic lighters in hell
You can't unring a bell
Or unblow the wind
Anymore than a sinner can unsin a sin
And I'm the Original
The schoolin-you principal
Not just unbeatable but practically invincible
I'll speak you nonsensical
Your fortress: Indefensible
Not only are my words un-pared
They're unminceable
They cannot be cut down
Not before you get shut down
Before you get knocked to the floor,
Sit your fool butt down.
This will not be your touchdown,
This will be more like a saftey
In your impotence
All you can hope to do is hate me
And do your best to bait me since
You'll never out-rate me,
Or out-state me
With the way I've been flowing lately
Arr avast ye matey
And surrender your booty
Your best bet is to shoot me
Or to slip me some roofies
So I can join you in your dreams
Cuz thas the only place that I can ever even almost be out-schemed
Or ever be out-steamed
You're about to get reamed
Your colons bout to meet a verbal 2x4 beam -
Straight up the anus
I'll remember you when I'm famous,
Right after I break you fast like coffee and danish.
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Submission Name: Preamble to a Debate
