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    dots Submission Name: Regulardots

    Author: annie0888
    ASL Info:    49/f/LA
    Elite Ratio:    4.76 - 327/382/122
    Words: 102
    Class/Type: Poetry/Satire
    Total Views: 1133
    Average Vote:    4.0000
    Bytes: 620

       Dedicated to all my fellow restaurant workers. We do know when the shift is over!

    Make the font bigger!! Double Spacing Back to recent posts.


    My name is Anne
    I'm here to serve,
    But boy, you've got a lotta nerve!
    I'm glad to bring you one more beer.
    Your steak's not done? Well hand it here.
    I can get it cooked well-done.
    You need more bread?
    Just watch me run!
    Your coffee will be fresh and steaming,
    And check your silverware - it's gleaming!

    But you crossed the line
    When you grabbed my ass
    And left ten cents next to your glass.
    This ain't my job, this is my life--
    I'm not your waitress - I'm your wife!

    Submitted on 2006-06-17 00:40:05     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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    ||| Comments |||
      Hi Annie, this was a fun read, it clipped along nicely and then had an unexpected twist at the end.

    Ah yes the lives of wives. thanks~chris .
    | Posted on 2006-06-18 00:00:00 | by ponykeeper | [ Reply to This ]
      HA! this gave me a good laugh. i wasn't really expecting the whole wife thing at the end. we're so unappreciated and completely underpayed aren't we?

    thanks for the laugh
    | Posted on 2006-06-17 00:00:00 | by MmR | [ Reply to This ]
      "Well Annie, you made me laugh,
    The poem was serious, also a gaff,
    With words rolling easily from your pen,
    Containing a message for us men."---Good write girl, now I know why my wife gets a little huffy when I pound my knife and fork on the table and ask when supper is going to be ready.
    Hope to see more of your stuff----Mugs---

    | Posted on 2006-07-11 00:00:00 | by mugsy | [ Reply to This ]
      hahah. i agree with the other two. love the twist. i wish men would stop treating women for granted! the rhyme and the rhythm sure completes tis fun piece! :)))

    a refreshing read from the general depressing poems around here.

    | Posted on 2006-07-01 00:00:00 | by wilted_ | [ Reply to This ]

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