I broke something pretty. I played with it and it broke. It was somebody else's toy. But I had to have it. Funny...we are never content with anything. No matter how much shit we have, we always want more. We want something else. Something trivial. Something that someone else has. Something we can go out and get for ourselves. But no. We have to take theirs. We are jealous. We are envious. We are angry. We are lustful and we are gluttonous. We are sinners and according to The Bible, we are all going to fucking Hell. Accepting Jesus into our hearts and minds will not help. We will not be sung to by angels with harps, we will be poked by demons as we burn for eternity to repent for our sins. There is no salvation. Why bother? Why pray? Why go to church?
We go to church because we are selfish. We want salvation all for ourselves. You don't need to go to church to have God in your life. You don't need to buy a cross and dangle it around your neck to show that you have accepted Jesus. You just need to not be a shitbag. Forget trying to get saved every Sunday. You're just doing something for yourself. Don't.
Read the bible. Preach it to others. Give to a charity. Sacrifice a lamb on an altar with the dagger of the holy pwnage. Become the person others will read about in the newspaper. Be a productive member of society.