You have the cutest face,
And the softest fur I've ever touched.
Your bark is so adorable,
I love my puppy so very much.
The nyou turn on me,
And start to chew everything up.
You piss all over my floors,
When I'm not looking you tip over my cup.
You bite on my jeans,
And follow me everywhere I go.
You drag the laundry out of my room,
And then you expect a treat....
When I take you out to potty,
You roll around in the yard,
Then I try to bathe you,
But you splash, and make it so hard.
You demand my constant attention,
And eat everything under the sun.
Then leave a steaming present for me,
I think you do that just for fun...
But I suppose you are worth it.
You always brighten sorrowful days.
Your kisses and cuddles will always,
Make up for your annoying ways.