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    dots Submission Name: Miss Muffet Meets Reddots

    Author: Dipsomniac
    Elite Ratio:    3.47 - 59/70/18
    Words: 182
    Class/Type: Misc/Misc
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       Acid-fueled Red Riding Hood story.

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    dotsMiss Muffet Meets Reddots

    Little Red Riding Hood
    Walking with a cape upon her back
    And in the basket of reeds she carried
    A kilo or six of crack

    And off to Miss Muffet's house
    She carried her illegal load
    But so scared she was of cops that
    With her trusty Magnum she road

    Through the woods she ran
    Her mood was merry and high
    Back at her house sat her twin
    To set up her alibi

    Into Muffet's house she strode
    Walking mighty and tall
    And out came her trusty Magnum
    And Miss Muffet began to fall

    Three points Red made
    Very tried and true
    Muffet could not disagree
    With a lead bullet or two

    Into her head they went
    And quickly found a door
    Out the back they went
    Before others came for more

    Over her body stood Red
    Smiling an evil grin
    Out she took the crack
    And poured herself some gin

    "This house is mine
    No one will take it back!"
    Calmly she pulled out her pipe
    And cooly smoked her crack.

    Submitted on 2006-08-15 00:30:20     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      I think it is always a good idea to encourage young people to do drugs. When I think of all the fun I had the first time I shot up some junk, I usually smoke some weed. I think this poem is great.. and that every one should do coke as much as they can.
    | Posted on 2006-08-15 00:00:00 | by Marcy | [ Reply to This ]
      This reminds me of the work of Paul Dehn:

    Little Miss Muffet

    Little Miss Muffet
    Crouched on a tuffet,
    Collecting her shell-shocked wits.
    There dropped (from a glider)
    An H-bomb beside her--
    And frightened Miss Muffet to bits.

    Actually, I read something in college about a Glock-toting Red Riding Hood.

    Anyway, I'm all for butchering nursery rhymes and fairy tales, but I'd prefer it be witty and make a comment upon society than just be gratuitious violence, but hey, I don't even smoke or drink, so you'd expect me to say something like that.

    I hope all is well,
    | Posted on 2006-08-15 00:00:00 | by cuddledumplin | [ Reply to This ]
    alan this is great
    truly sad, but still great hahaha
    i like the whole thing referring to the little red riding hood hahaha
    yea this one made me laugh, with all the dark humor and all
    oh and just a comment: eh muito interessante o comment da primeira pessoa ... hahaha .. interessante eh o cara, nao o comment ne ... esse site tem pessoa estranha .. hahahha ..
    mas entao ne ..
    i liked ur poem :)
    so its been a few days since u've left, almost like a week now! :(
    how is it being back in the states?
    r u gonna move into ur college dorm anytime soon?
    anyways luved the poem - and the fact that u posted one! hahaha
    | Posted on 2006-08-20 00:00:00 | by DeepsLighter | [ Reply to This ]

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