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    dots Submission Name: Top 10 Things to Say to NOT Turn On Your Loverdots
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    Author: Emerging Soul
    ASL Info:    48/VERY female/Wisconsin
    Elite Ratio:    4.36 - 1240/1114/244
    Words: 180
    Class/Type: Personal Quotes/Venting
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       Yeah...and to think, I actually LOVE this guy...he makes it REALLY hard sometimes...

    *sigh*


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    dotsTop 10 Things to Say to NOT Turn On Your Loverdots
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    Number Ten:

    (Spoken randomly while sitting on the couch watching TV) "Are you going to take care of me tonight?"

    Number Nine:

    (A sexy alternative to Number Ten in a similar situation) "Are you going to blow me tonight?"

    Number Eight:

    (Most of the time spoken while standing in the hallway, signifying you're ready to head to bed at night) "Ready for a nut?"

    Number Seven:

    "Itch my balls"

    Number Six:

    "Rub my leg...higher...HIGHER...the OTHER leg..."

    Number Five:

    "Come over on this side of the bed so I can give you a nut..."

    Number Four:

    Usually spoken after kissing for less than 20 seconds and while pushing your lover's head town toward your penis) "Give me three deep ones..."

    Number Three:

    "One of those fucking dogs just farted..."

    Number Two:

    "All RIGHT...I'll STOP!"

    And the Number One thing to say to NOT turn on your lover is:

    "Are you going to give up some of that ass tonight?"





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      Ha ha...lmao.

    These are pretty good...

    Gotta love anyone that refers to it as a "nut"

    Thanks for sharing these!!!
    | Posted on 2007-10-24 00:00:00 | by Raivn | [ Reply to This ]
      Number three is the worst becasue in addition to being just plain obnoxious, he blamed the dog when you KNOW he did it!

    HAHA... You are too, too funny!

    Annie
    | Posted on 2006-08-27 00:00:00 | by annie0888 | [ Reply to This ]
      LMAO! God damn. Well I deffinately feel better about myself now, thanx. I've said some less than brilliant things, like the dog one before.
    | Posted on 2006-08-19 00:00:00 | by dismentled | [ Reply to This ]
      Let me tell you what I'D do if a guy approached me for sex like that.

    I'd break a damn vase over his head.

    I've been in too many terrible situations involving sex to know I don't deserve that. Hah.

    And, you probably know it too I'm just ranting about how much the male populace pisses me off sometimes! *Winks*

    I got your back, babe! LOL! From way over here in lil' ol' Missoura.

    Thanks for the comment on my piece too! I so appreciate it!

    <3BCute
    | Posted on 2006-08-26 00:00:00 | by BCute | [ Reply to This ]
      Hmmm...guess its a matter of opinion, but I think a few of those were actually quite...ummm...what do you say...delicately innocent signs of affection. But not all of them. It was fun to read though and thanks for sharing. Hey...ya gotsta luv us guys right?
    | Posted on 2006-08-22 00:00:00 | by hyproglo | [ Reply to This ]
      Sadly, I've had some quite similar things said to me. I've always wondered how a guy would react if a woman said things like that. Even more sadly, I think they might enjoy it.

    I hope all is well,
    Amy
    | Posted on 2006-08-21 00:00:00 | by cuddledumplin | [ Reply to This ]


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