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    dots Submission Name: Ruldolph's Getting Highdots
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    Author: Xx_bang_bang_
    Elite Ratio:    1.89 - 23/24/19
    Words: 202
    Class/Type: Poetry/Comedy
    Total Views: 192
    Average Vote:    1.0000
    Bytes: 1435



    Description:
       Comedy Christmas song =]


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    dotsRuldolph's Getting Highdots
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    It’s Christmas time
    Getting drunk on wine
    Santa’s gonna come soon
    He’ll leave in the afternoon
    Led by Rudolph
    Skulling down his Smirnoff
    But Rudolph’s getting high…


    Oh Rudolph’s getting high
    His eggnog got spiked
    With pure un-cut cocaine
    All the way from Spain
    You better watch out
    You better not cry
    Cause Rudolph’s getting high
    And now he’s trying to fly


    All the way from the North Pole
    To your little dirty hole
    You know something’s wrong
    When Rudolph’s got a bong
    And Santa’s got some Daniel’s
    And bumming a Cocker Spaniel
    Oh Rudolph’s getting high…

    Oh Rudolph’s getting high
    His eggnog got spiked
    With pure un-cut cocaine
    All the way from Spain
    You better watch out
    You better not cry
    Cause Rudolph’s getting high
    And now he’s trying to fly


    Well not Rudolph’s in rehab
    He’s a really big quitter
    When he’s off the drugs he’s quite bitter
    But he stays in there
    To grow back his hair
    And to try and get back
    That Christmas cheer
    But he couldn’t hack it
    He needed a bucket
    And once again
    Rudolph’s getting high…
    Oh Rudolph’s getting high!!!

    © Jessica Karel 27-12-2005




    Submitted on 2006-09-10 07:43:31     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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    ||| Comments |||
      lo freakin l. i agree with blu_kittin it doens't have flow and your rhyme could use some work, but write about coke all u want.
    | Posted on 2006-12-16 00:00:00 | by rocker5871 | [ Reply to This ]
      wow. stupidity has reached a new low....its not even christmas....

    it has no flow, it has no rhyme
    old santa should be doing time
    little rudolph is a joke
    i cant beileve
    you wrote about coke
    i'm gonna leave
    you better believe
    this [censored] stinks
    and you need shrinks

    xoxo
    | Posted on 2006-09-12 00:00:00 | by blu_kittin | [ Reply to This ]



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