Ruldolph's Getting High -------------------------------------------
It’s Christmas time
Getting drunk on wine
Santa’s gonna come soon
He’ll leave in the afternoon
Led by Rudolph
Skulling down his Smirnoff
But Rudolph’s getting high…
Oh Rudolph’s getting high
His eggnog got spiked
With pure un-cut cocaine
All the way from Spain
You better watch out
You better not cry
Cause Rudolph’s getting high
And now he’s trying to fly
All the way from the North Pole
To your little dirty hole
You know something’s wrong
When Rudolph’s got a bong
And Santa’s got some Daniel’s
And bumming a Cocker Spaniel
Oh Rudolph’s getting high…
Oh Rudolph’s getting high
His eggnog got spiked
With pure un-cut cocaine
All the way from Spain
You better watch out
You better not cry
Cause Rudolph’s getting high
And now he’s trying to fly
Well not Rudolph’s in rehab
He’s a really big quitter
When he’s off the drugs he’s quite bitter
But he stays in there
To grow back his hair
And to try and get back
That Christmas cheer
But he couldn’t hack it
He needed a bucket
And once again
Rudolph’s getting high…
Oh Rudolph’s getting high!!!
wow. stupidity has reached a new low....its not even christmas....
it has no flow, it has no rhyme old santa should be doing time little rudolph is a joke i cant beileve you wrote about coke i'm gonna leave you better believe this [censored] stinks and you need shrinks