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    dots Submission Name: Cereal Fiendsdots
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    Author: Skinwalker
    Elite Ratio:    2.62 - 36/57/28
    Words: 426
    Class/Type: Rant/Comedy
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    Description:
       A comical view upon the economics of cereal characters...etc.


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    Why in the Hell do they have a fuckin eskimo on the damn icepops boxes. I mean wat the fuck??? Why in the hell would a girl already dressed in a damn parka ,freezing, want a fuckin icepop? The bitch is either insane or is forced to wrk in one of Mr. Jackson's sweatshops, which I know the latter isn't true because he demands male workers!! And wat's up with cereal box characters? I mean how many boxes of Captain Cocoa can you go through before you realize the villain he's been fighting all these years is actually some sick fuck in a damn sperm costume!!! Vanilla Villain my ass!!! It's a damn shame that noone realizes that he's actually fighting in sphincter mines, trying to stop the "Vanilla Villain" from spreading his "Vanilla" seeds of distruction, when we all know that the "Villain" will eventually die, because the landslide of bowel, or the searing sphincter heat will get him. All other cereal characters are out for their own gain. They try to bump each other off either politically, or mortally. I remember the headline of the newspaper once read "Rice Crispie Dwarves Caught Shooting at Endangered Bird", I turned it to the inside to find out that they were shooting at Tucan Sam, who by the way has ties with the British-Indo mafia. Also there was the incident on Jerry Springer where they had the plucky leprechaun of "Lucky Charm" fame, and had clips of him leading children to "search for the luckiest of all charms...his rainbow". In a furious rage, he attacked the crowd, killing three, and injuring twenty. These "Symbols" of the cereal world never get in trouble for the crimes they commit because, they argue, "WE are cartoons. It's all done in good fun.". Fun my ass!!! There was only one straight edged character and that was the monkey from the Cocoa Crisp fame, and even then he fell victim to some dumb white,redneck cracker who claimed to be a "neanderthal". "Oh, I thought he was a deer...", he was later quoted saying after clubbing the monkey, and "coincidentally" he started a brand of cereal the same shape, and flavor called "Cocoa Pebbles". Please do not fall for these fiendish bastards anymore!!!! Join me in an effort to eradicate all cereal cartoons before the violence spills out and effects us "Realies" as a whole.

    Thank you,
    Skinwalker




    Submitted on 2004-05-22 18:13:53     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      This is very hilarious! I am glad to read soemthing less depressing on this site. Good job!
    | Posted on 2004-05-22 00:00:00 | by demonickitten87 | [ Reply to This ]


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