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Bald is Beautiful

Author: Beez
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My hair loss was in full swing by age 26, it bothered me a great deal. It was keeping me up one night, so I got up, wrote this, and have been completely shaving my head ever since. Now, my baldness defines me to some extent and I take pride in being one of the few white men who can pull it off!

Bald is Beautiful

Bald is beautiful and I’ll tell you why:

Would a woman wear a swimsuit with hair on her thigh?
Would a woman keep stubble on her legs so her hose won’t slip?
Would a woman buy a moustache comb for the hair on her lip?


If that woman wishes to be a cutie
She knows,

Baldness Is Beauty

Why do most men keep their faces clean-shaven?
Perhaps they realize there are no more cave men,
Perhaps they do so for their special fling,
Scratchy faces mean no kisses and then...
Sadness that will bring.

Maybe men are starting to see,
Baldness Is Beauty

Most ladies find Sean Connery hot,
Yet he has nothing on top.
Do they care?
I think not!

Bruce Willis has a crooked Roman nose,
Yet women think he is fine.
He also has a bald head,
Is that a sign?

Would Mr. Clean be in any home,
If he had hair on his dome?

I am letting you know the truth because its my duty
Baldness Is Beauty

When faced with the prospect of thinning hair
Most men panic and say,
"What to do?" "What to do?"
I have to confess, I was once like that too.

Shampoos, Vitamins, Medicines,
I’ve tried them all.
I was afraid to go out on a windy day,
For fear more hair would fall......

So I reached a conclusion just last Tuesdy,
Baldness Is Beauty!

I no longer buy Rogaine by the case.
I do however, smile REALLY BIG,
Because now I have a lot more face!!

Submitted on 2006-09-19 11:49:22     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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  you are so right!! sean connery, bruce willis and my fav, vin diesel.
bald is definately beautiful. jeez, d'ya think i'm developin' a fetish??
anyway, great write, loved every bit. made me giggle too.
i love bald men!!
| Posted on 2006-09-20 00:00:00 | by whirl | [ Reply to This ]

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