My big stomach really hurts.
In a few minutes, I'll have the squirts!
Why, O why did I get the extra cheese on that hot dog?
Soon, will come a great fog,
some will think it to be smog.
Others will run in fear
Shedding many a tear
This stinky cloud is green, which incidentally reminds me of the hot dog relish
My bathroom has become a war zone, a no mans land,
Circling the bowl are the remnants of that chili can!
Why is fortune so unkind, how did it come to this?
Death by hotdog, life I will miss
Now, alas I must part,
for something fearful is stirring inside me
and its definitely not a fart!!!!