A spider chanced by another spider in the heights of a renaissance cathedral.
“Hello there,” said the spider to the other, dangling in mid air quietly.
“Fascinating these humans, are they not?” asked the first.
“No, not really.” answered the second.
“What do you know about humans?” quivered and queried the first with curiosity. At this, the second spider traipsed away quite quietly, quipping “They have terrible taste in architecture.”