Will You?
Interestingly
enough, obese
people, or, the
'fatasses' if you
will, seemingly are
percieved to be
some kind of moniker
of a man, or even
a subordinate of humanity.
In my lifelong
observations, yet
only recent realizations
I've witnessed
an entirely
different
manner in which
people treat
the 'pleasantly plump',
or ' the pudgy' if you will.
We often frame them
in angles of peculiarity
or hilarity.
In other words;
Fat people are funny.
Take a stringy man
with short pokla dot shorts
being hurriedly doghandled
by his leashed furry friend,
until
he trips on a crack in the sidewalk
and falls flat on his face.
Compare it to
a sizeable,
or 'big ass pile of fribble' if you will,
doing the electric slide
on national television.
Falling down suddenly isn't funny.
A ditzy woman
reading the instruction booklet
to a toaster oven
arguably
isn't as funny as
a big boned or,
'giant sack of puss and cheese balls'
if you will...
=...
chasing a burgler away screaming
and woddling with a spatula in her hand.
Is it?
Lets face it.
Whether we malnourished
muddled up messes of strategically
placed body fat,
are ridiculing ourselves
with yoga, kama sutra,
karaoke,
or silly little pee wee herman impressions,
we will never be as funny
as those plus-plus sized people,
those x-large people,
those big n tall people
or those unaturally,
proposteriously
widened oaf people...
(if you will.)
-MyX |
Submission Name: Will You?
