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    dots Submission Name: Will You?dots

    Author: MyX
    ASL Info:    27/m/Ohio
    Elite Ratio:    4.38 - 932/973/107
    Words: 254
    Class/Type: Random Thoughts/Comedy
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       Having fun with a theory. No specific commentary requested. Fire away.

    Make the font bigger!! Double Spacing Back to recent posts.

    dotsWill You?dots

    Will You?

    enough, obese
    people, or, the
    'fatasses' if you
    will, seemingly are
    percieved to be
    some kind of moniker
    of a man, or even
    a subordinate of humanity.
    In my lifelong
    observations, yet
    only recent realizations
    I've witnessed
    an entirely
    manner in which
    people treat
    the 'pleasantly plump',
    or ' the pudgy' if you will.
    We often frame them
    in angles of peculiarity
    or hilarity.
    In other words;
    Fat people are funny.

    Take a stringy man
    with short pokla dot shorts
    being hurriedly doghandled
    by his leashed furry friend,
    he trips on a crack in the sidewalk
    and falls flat on his face.
    Compare it to
    a sizeable,
    or 'big ass pile of fribble' if you will,
    doing the electric slide
    on national television.
    Falling down suddenly isn't funny.

    A ditzy woman
    reading the instruction booklet
    to a toaster oven
    isn't as funny as
    a big boned or,
    'giant sack of puss and cheese balls'
    if you will...


    chasing a burgler away screaming
    and woddling with a spatula in her hand.
    Is it?

    Lets face it.
    Whether we malnourished
    muddled up messes of strategically
    placed body fat,
    are ridiculing ourselves
    with yoga, kama sutra,
    or silly little pee wee herman impressions,
    we will never be as funny
    as those plus-plus sized people,
    those x-large people,
    those big n tall people
    or those unaturally,
    widened oaf people...
    (if you will.)


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      I was hoping to read the comments and seeing "YOU'RE A CUNT. DON'T MAKE FUN OF FAT PEOPLE." But everyone likes it cos they're either skinny or are so fat that they don't want you to know.
    I've noticed a trend in my dating and I always end up with the big lads. I don't know why. I figure it's a intuitive, animalistic thing: He can protect me, or, I can eat him when the world ends. But it doesn't make them any less of a person until I eat them.
    But I like them anyway. I don't see a problem if they try to maintain their diets and control it. Because, in the end, we all know that overeating and being overweight is a health issue.
    No, they're not the funniest, they're not the butt of all jokes. Really, I laugh at everyone.
    | Posted on 2009-12-11 00:00:00 | by JenFlynn | [ Reply to This ]
      OMFG!! I loved this poem so much!! I'm too busy with my enjoyment that I'm not going to even bother trying to find anything else worth commenting about in it.

    My ex said is was, "excellently written, actually." (I had to read it to him!)

    You didn't seem to hold a damn thing back at all! When one says, "Who are you talking about?" when referring to a friend's name they do not recognize, one points out the most striking factor of that person. For me, the common one I am apt to say is, "The really fat guy." People try to tell me that that's a rude way to put it, but, from now on, I'm going to have to fight the urge to use some of your better descriptions!

    I envy the fact that you put this theory into such clever wording. All your negativity gives the world something worth reading. ^_^

    Officailly a fave, my dear.

    | Posted on 2009-09-04 00:00:00 | by mojymo | [ Reply to This ]
      Haha, 'big ass pile of friblle', I love it. Fat people are funny. Every fat person I know is funny as hell. Its like instead of being sexy, their funny. It makes up for their low points. I must say MyX, that for your first post in so many months this was great. So then, if fat people are funny, then what are skinny people? 'giant sack of puss and cheese balls'....lmao. I like at the end how you summed them up in different ways. 'plus-plus sized people' - hilarious.

    You've always been the funny one here at ES MyX, and this just proves it.

    | Posted on 2006-10-05 00:00:00 | by insphered soul | [ Reply to This ]
      This is clever and I like the way you worded this
    I believe it is a huge problem in Our society that we constantly judge people for the way they look
    You would think Surely by now people would realize true Love comes from the inside not the outside
    And when it comes to making friends this holds even more true then True Love
    Great Job
    God Bless

    Please if you get a chance Please take a look at some of my writes and let me know what you think
    Thank You
    | Posted on 2006-10-05 00:00:00 | by Ronswords | [ Reply to This ]

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