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    dots Submission Name: Because I Candots

    Author: Charles F Kane
    ASL Info:    34
    Elite Ratio:    1.43 - 4/17/14
    Words: 207
    Class/Type: Poetry/Satire
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       About an old man walking naked in his backyard, and the women lusting after him

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    dotsBecause I Candots

    I walked in this street
    where there was this old man
    looking like a bum
    his head was bald
    but he had a hairy body
    He always walked naked
    in his own back-yard
    making the old women
    call the cops
    so that this guy
    would put some clothes on

    They told me
    that they were embarrased
    for this old guy
    But I think
    they really wanted him
    I think they wanted
    his cock, that was swinging
    free in the breeze
    He had a big cock
    for an old man
    and sometimes it
    stood erect like a
    One time he even
    had tied the american
    flag to his cock.
    A small flag he had taken
    from a small flagpole.
    the sight made me laugh

    One day I asked the old man
    Why he always walked naked
    "Because I can", he said
    "Because it's my own back-yard"
    he said again with a grin
    his big yellow horseteeth
    shining in the sun
    I decided right then and there
    that when I got as old as he
    I would walk naked around
    my own back-yard
    making the old women embarrased
    secretly lusting for me
    while they calls the cops
    at a daily basis.

    Because I can

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