Because crabs are often red in real life. Because they're concentrating,which causes various facial expressions. Depends if you are religious or not,if not who knows? Yes. Yes. No, because some people have no soul. Because his master's gone away. Depends what you want from life. No.They're all idiots,except Bill. Yes. Yes. Memories mainly. Who really cares? Human nature Ask your local weather centre. Just for kicks and giggles. Hold your breath. Because it's hot. Get one first,then you can start working it out.