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    dots Submission Name: Ask Zach! Question #2dots
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    Author: Khargath
    ASL Info:    18 / Male / JC, Tenn.
    Elite Ratio:    2.61 - 22/33/16
    Words: 412
    Class/Type: Random Thoughts/Comedy
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       Ask Zach! Question #2
    "What would you do if you were a ninja?"


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    dotsAsk Zach! Question #2dots
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    candid_speaker4223 asks:
    "What would you do if you were a ninja?"

    Well, funny you should ask that question because...

    I am a ninja!

    See... no one would have ever guessed that because I use my super super super super super ninja super identity hiding skills. It's super.

    But since you have asked, I will tell you what I do in my spare time as a ninja.

    I like to go shopping. Shopping is fun, except when I force places out of business because I chop the cranky owner in half with my super ninja karate chop!

    I enjoy watching movies. Movies are good. Good to watch. Except lovey dovey movies that make you want to fall asleep. Whenever I go to one of these movies, I get pissed off and throw atomic peanuts at the screen causing the screen to explode and melt all the people on the first four rows. A very messy sight indeed. I wouldn't recommend it.

    I also like playing video games. When I play video games, I like to win. I HATE to lose. It is like... taking a very sharp dagger made from one of those... hitchawahaga tribes in Thailand.... and thrusting it threw my eyeballs and out of my ears. Its like... castrating me and feeding me my own... well, you can guess. Its horrible. I got so mad at a game once that I kicked my television threw the wall and it flew outside and hit a car and it blew up!

    And of course, I like fighting. Fighting is good. Fighting is fun. Fighting is good fun and I KICK ASS!!! I was once fighting these ghouls from the underworld and... well.. I bet there were like 4000 million of them... ok, there were seven, but thats beside the point. So I get into my raging butterfly stance and I send a billion feet kicks to their faces and I quickly switch to my speeding rollie pollie with my super ninja speed and I roll over them and make them look like pancakes! Which, I like pancakes, but not as much as I like pie. I really like pie. Pie is good. I like pie on tuesdays. Pie is really good on tuesdays. Anways! Off topic...

    So, I hope that answers your question, and I look forward to hearing more questions.

    P.S.
    Pie is really REALLY good on tuesdays...




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    ||| Comments |||
      i am beginning to suspect that you are

    A insane
    B a pothead
    C both

    oh well, it makes for good reading.....keep it up.....
    next week i want to see one on jammies
    "whats your favorite kind of jammies?"

    xoxo
    | Posted on 2006-12-20 00:00:00 | by blu_kittin | [ Reply to This ]


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