I want to be a cat
Nobody tries to save a cats soul
Cats will shit in a box
In front of your baptizes infants
Babies eyes aren't covered for cat butts
I want to be a dog
Jesus didn't die for dogs sins
Dogs are never ridiculed for staying home on Sundays
You can only blame your farts on the dog
I want to be an ape
Apes won't be resurrected for judgment on Armageddon Day
Apes can be viewed fornicating on
Wild life shows
Apes are educational
I want to be a God
Gods are never wrong
Gods make baby murder something just
Gods are Love | 
Submission Name: Jesus Crispies
