the sacred cow walks down the street,
where flowers are thrown at his feet.
on he walks past the city wells,
on to the stable where he dwells.
the witch's cat watches from above,
while people bless the cow with love.
the hunter's god lounges by the fire,
dreaming of the fox, with a burning desire.
the eagle and hawk fly high in the sky,
asking each other "what the fuck?" and "why?"
the field mouse hides-out with the snake,
and doesn't get eaten for heaven's sake.
all the animals envy the cow,
and wonder why, when, and how,
did people pick this creature to praise?
is it because beef is so easy to raise?