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    dots Submission Name: Asshole Joedots
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    Author: SpartanSteve
    ASL Info:    20/m/texas
    Elite Ratio:    3.85 - 41/54/45
    Words: 71
    Class/Type: Poetry/Misc
    Total Views: 183
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       Something written on a whim. I think it's probably about some of the kids I knew growing up. If this offeded you, write your congressman :)


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    dotsAsshole Joedots
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    He's born an angry asshole,
    to an asshole mom and dad.
    In younger days would hassle,
    rejected, he'd get mad.

    Would shoot your dog with BBs,
    and laugh at you with glee.
    He began to love his wee-wee,
    he'd force the world to see.

    An exhibitionist man he became,
    as everyone grew to know.
    No matter how loudly you would complain,
    he'd still be an asshole,
    average Joe.




    Submitted on 2007-01-26 18:34:58     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      He's born an angry [censored],
    to an [censored] mom and dad.
    In younger days would hassle,
    rejected, he'd get mad.

    Would shoot your dog with BBs,
    and laugh at you with glee.
    He began to love his wee-wee,
    he'd force the world to see.

    An exhibitionist () he became,
    as everyone grew to know.
    No matter how loudly you would complain,
    he'd still be an [censored],
    average Joe.



    Well...

    I didn't know you knew my neighbors. Former neighbors, that is. Exhibitionists, cruel, cowardly and stupid. Thank God for the upgrade in our new neighborhood.

    Anyway, I found this bit of lunacy mildly amusing, dead on target and just another guilty pleasure to add to the archives.

    Take care, Steve.
    Bill.
    | Posted on 2007-01-26 00:00:00 | by rws | [ Reply to This ]



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