He's born an angry asshole,
to an asshole mom and dad.
In younger days would hassle,
rejected, he'd get mad.
Would shoot your dog with BBs,
and laugh at you with glee.
He began to love his wee-wee,
he'd force the world to see.
An exhibitionist man he became,
as everyone grew to know.
No matter how loudly you would complain,
he'd still be an asshole,
average Joe.
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