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    dots Submission Name: Everybody Poopsdots
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    Author: Jeniffer
    ASL Info:    18/f/earth
    Elite Ratio:    5.76 - 240/279/81
    Words: 198
    Class/Type: Poetry/Comedy
    Total Views: 2089
    Average Vote:    5.0000
    Bytes: 1201



    Description:
       Guess when I came up with this one?

    While sitting on the toilet! Hooha!


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    dotsEverybody Poopsdots
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    This world is filled with many people,
    of age, and color, and smarts;
    some are blessed with genius minds,
    and some with shallow hearts;

    Some people feel the need for speed,
    some like to take it slow;
    but you will find a slew of people
    anywhere you go.

    Some are fans of Cheerios,
    and some prefer fruit loops;
    but the one fact you can't deny
    is that everybody poops.

    You may be a professor of physics,
    or wracked with insanity;
    but bathroom time brings you to the level
    of the rest of humanity.

    If you want the secret that brings us together,
    let this truth offer a peek:
    we all do the same thing in the same place
    once a day to three times a week.

    It may be in a porcelain bowl,
    it may be in a tin can;
    it may be a plop or it may be a ploop,
    it's all part of the plan.

    You may live in a pearly mansion,
    or a wooden chicken coop;
    you may be a champ or you may be a chump,
    what we all have in common is POOP.




    Submitted on 2007-02-25 22:03:15     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      It takes true talent to make [censored] look like gold, and you did, and I smiled, and it got favorited.

    You freakin' rock!
    | Posted on 2007-12-12 00:00:00 | by Flynn | [ Reply to This ]
      You truly are a funny girl. Where do you get these zany ideas?

    True enough, true enough. We all do it. In fact, I think I've got to go right now! Your poem made me have to poop.

    He he, poop. Poop. It's a funny word.

    "it may be a plop or it may be a ploop" --> probably the funniest line in this. This one cracked me up. He he, crack. Butt crack.

    Thanks for bringing a smile to my face (and a movement to my bowels). Kudos on a funny, original idea.
    | Posted on 2007-11-20 00:00:00 | by AsiaticFox | [ Reply to This ]
      "Amen sister."

    agreed.

    I really like what I've read of yours. You sort of remind me of shel silverstein. He writes poetry that seems childish, but if you really want to you can break it down into so much more. At the same time, if you're not feeling philosophical, you can just be amused and let the simplicity of the poem make you smile. Your style is really really nice and I like it. It's one of those "ladies and gentlemen of all ages can enjoy" sort of things. bravo.

    keep writing
    ~Venia
    | Posted on 2007-10-30 00:00:00 | by Venia | [ Reply to This ]
      Jennifer,

    Haha! You have the weird mind of a true poet! This is the first poem I have read of yours. Can't wait to see what else you've got.

    Annie
    | Posted on 2007-09-22 00:00:00 | by annie0888 | [ Reply to This ]
      You may be a professor of physics,
    or wracked with insanity;
    but bathroom time brings you to the level
    of the rest of humanity.

    If you want the secret that brings us together,
    let this truth offer a peek:
    we all do the same thing in the same place
    once a day to three times a week.

    It may be in a porcelain bowl,
    it may be in a tin can;
    it may be a plop or it may be a ploop,
    it's all part of the plan.



    I suppose (in a bizarre sort of way) you've pointed that there are certain things all people have in common; bodily functions, reproduction, feeding and breeding, weeding and seeding (metaphorically speaking, of course) and fertilizing the soil. Perhaps our next president should be given the glorous name of Sir Squatimous Pompadorous DeFeces.

    Ah, well...I can dream.
    Nice-eh- mess.
    Bill.
    | Posted on 2007-07-11 00:00:00 | by rws | [ Reply to This ]
      Wow that was beautifully put or shall I say beautifully........... pooped hahahahahahaahaha

    JAmes
    | Posted on 2007-03-03 00:00:00 | by James Reyna | [ Reply to This ]
      Amen sister.
    | Posted on 2007-02-26 00:00:00 | by MornSweetSong | [ Reply to This ]


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