This world is filled with many people,
of age, and color, and smarts;
some are blessed with genius minds,
and some with shallow hearts;
Some people feel the need for speed,
some like to take it slow;
but you will find a slew of people
anywhere you go.
Some are fans of Cheerios,
and some prefer fruit loops;
but the one fact you can't deny
is that everybody poops.
You may be a professor of physics,
or wracked with insanity;
but bathroom time brings you to the level
of the rest of humanity.
If you want the secret that brings us together,
let this truth offer a peek:
we all do the same thing in the same place
once a day to three times a week.
It may be in a porcelain bowl,
it may be in a tin can;
it may be a plop or it may be a ploop,
it's all part of the plan.
You may live in a pearly mansion,
or a wooden chicken coop;
you may be a champ or you may be a chump,
what we all have in common is POOP.