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Real friends and Fake friends

Author: Dark Divinity
ASL Info:    20 Male Michigan
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Class/Type: Misc /Friendship
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THis is how life should be. Read it and know who your real friends are.

Real friends and Fake friends

FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."
FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

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  this is an amazing poem i know how it is to have fake and real friends but u know all those fake [censored]es are just haters and if they act like they are ur friend then they wana be like you.... really gr8 poem tho
| Posted on 2007-12-14 00:00:00 | by lonelygal_212 | [ Reply to This ]
  this is sooo cool, i luv it :P
its so true as well it made me laugh on a few of the points, everyone deserves to have true friends and im glad i do :)
great job it was original and kept me reading till i finsihed
| Posted on 2007-12-13 00:00:00 | by Specialme | [ Reply to This ]
  Hahaha, you're right I do know who my real friends are now ^_^
| Posted on 2007-02-27 00:00:00 | by Azuire | [ Reply to This ]
  This is so true it scares me. Ive read something similar before, only this one has a different take on it. Refreshing, a break from my usual dire straits. Thanks for a great read.

| Posted on 2007-02-27 00:00:00 | by MornSweetSong | [ Reply to This ]
  this had me laughing. good write mann. its really true. If u start a fight with someone and then tell a fake friend they will be like why did u do that that is wrong. and a good friend will be like mann i wish i were there to beat the shyt out of thaT stupid ass emo.

good write mannn

| Posted on 2007-02-27 00:00:00 | by darkness | [ Reply to This ]
  HA HA HA!! this is os true! I like this it made me laugh, its very clever!!!
| Posted on 2007-02-27 00:00:00 | by koolness | [ Reply to This ]

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