Ladybugs and Jellybeans
Hoboes and Tramps
Cockeyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants
Now please be quiet
And close your mouths
While i tell you this story
I know nothing about...
Early in the morning
In the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
One was blind,
The other couldn't see,
So they voted the Devil for the referee...
Back to back they faced each other
Pulled out a sword and shot each other
The deaf cop heard the noise-
Two dead boys
If you dont believe this lie is true,
Ask that blind man,
He saw it, too
~~~Unknown |
Submission Name: THE TRUE LIE
