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    dots Submission Name: The Curmudgeon's Love Letterdots

    Author: rws
    ASL Info:    57/m/ohio
    Elite Ratio:    8 - 2777/1297/258
    Words: 51
    Class/Type: Poetry/Misc
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    dotsThe Curmudgeon's Love Letterdots


    even if sex
    dissolves our miseries
    in pools of orgiastic
    ecstasy, there's
    still the hangover
    and the messy sheets

    sore organs, bad backs
    lack of sleep, all
    to fulfill a fantasy

    no reason not
    to enjoy it though


    I hear my wife calling...

    Submitted on 2007-03-09 10:58:55     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      Oh goodness, you had to make it humorous didn't you? Can't I just take my bad sex and be done with it?
    but thank you.
    | Posted on 2007-04-15 00:00:00 | by Waywarddaughter | [ Reply to This ]
      Well...he is a "curmudgeon"... laugh out loud.

    Hmm, even to the bitterest soul sex is pleasurable and although there are negatives.... I believe the curmudgeon is addicted to love.

    Are we trying something new here Bill? It works and I like. By the way, "hello"

    ...AND...you've made me look into the dictionary...AAAARRRGGGGHHH.

    I have enjoyed and would be back for more!

    Love Saby
    | Posted on 2007-04-01 00:00:00 | by CaramelCandy | [ Reply to This ]
      This is the type of poem i like by you the best. Humorous and plainly spoken.

    Its funny i was just joking with our receptionist at work yesterday, you know, the hottie who just left her husband, and we were joking about what excellent behavioral therapy sex can be. She said "i know. I'm in a good mood for hours after i get laid."

    I said "Sh.it, i'm in a good mood for at least a whole day after i get laid."

    Men and women truly are very different creatures.


    | Posted on 2007-03-10 00:00:00 | by twacky | [ Reply to This ]

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