I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day
I love my boss, he is the best
I love his boss and all the rest
I love my office and its location, I hate to have to go on vacation
I love my furniture, drab and grey, and piles of paper that grow each day!
I think my job is really swell, there's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers, I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.
I love my computer and it's software;
I hug it often though it wont care. I love each program and every file
I'd love it more if they worked a while
I am happy to be here, I am, I am
I am the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
I love this work, I love these chores
I love the meetings with deadly bores
I love my job - I'll say it again - I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who've come today
In clean white coats to take me away!!!!!!!