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    dots Submission Name: If you lick a dickdots
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    Author: dismentled
    ASL Info:    24/M/"South of Heaven"
    Elite Ratio:    4.13 - 617/549/200
    Words: 170
    Class/Type: Cheesy Joke/Comedy
    Total Views: 358
    Average Vote:    No vote yet.
    Bytes: 1185



    Description:
       Inspired by the childrens book "If you give a Mouse a Cookie"


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    dotsIf you lick a dickdots
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    If you lick a dick
    it wont want you to stop
    it'll have you licking
    until it blows it's top
    once you blow it's top
    you'll have to lick it dry
    and maybe if you're lucky
    you could spread your things
    after you spread those things
    and he goes inside
    he'll lose himself, on
    "this magic carpet ride"

    but you're not done yet
    you forgot your pill
    and it's not the flu
    that's making you ill
    you just rid yourself
    of all those crabs
    now that dick you licked
    is gonna be a dad
    but you come to find
    the bastards in jail
    on sodomy charges
    and can't post bail

    now you're pregnant and
    have to quit your day job
    Angel and Hope will cover
    on your "time needed off"
    but your childs a bastard
    and his dads in jail
    the preacher told you
    "you're going to hell!"

    so if you lick a dick
    know now in good faith
    all the consequnces
    that may take place!




    Submitted on 2007-03-26 14:14:33     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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    ||| Comments |||
      Funny without being gross. Perfect take on that subject matter.
    | Posted on 2008-02-18 00:00:00 | by CrypticBard | [ Reply to This ]
      I didn't know that homosexuals could get each other pregnant. I guess you learn something new everyday.

    | Posted on 2007-06-04 00:00:00 | by Ur.Poems.Suck | [ Reply to This ]
      I hope you're not reading THIS to your kid....

    Nice work, BTW.
    | Posted on 2007-04-16 00:00:00 | by joeyalphabet | [ Reply to This ]
      well...

    That was unexpected.

    It's a good thing I don't just run around doing what your title says...lol.
    | Posted on 2007-04-10 00:00:00 | by Raivn | [ Reply to This ]
      lmao I read this the day you posted it...didn't really know what to say then; kinda still don't but I like reading your shyt and i hate reading && not commenting..so yeah.
    it was funny....and then got this kinda almost cynically realistic viewpoint; all your writing is soooo 'in your face' in some way, I like it though. it really didn't surprise me....
    that you were able to do this so easily, make a point in a charasmatic way...hell maybe you *are* a genius ;) you know what they say about that fine line between genius and insanity .
    what's curious to me is what made *that* of all books cross your mind? your CP class isn't THAT interactive is it? :P
    nice write..and hehe...you turn Ron off.....that must be a wonderful relief
    Love and peace,
    -Jess-
    | Posted on 2007-04-08 00:00:00 | by silent_death12 | [ Reply to This ]
      Cheesy joke? I was just reading this for the hell of it and feel as if I must comment. The first stanza had me laughing but then it got serious... and I wasn't sure how to react at the time and then the ending pulled it all together with a grim realisation of reality and that was great in my opinion. A serious message complete with a comedy alliterative title. It can't get much better than that can it? Surely not?!

    Anyway, great job! We need more writes like this.

    Have a nice day
    ~james
    | Posted on 2007-03-27 00:00:00 | by JimweiZERO | [ Reply to This ]
      I didn't find this to be tacky but a good honest, mixed with humorous way of being personally and socially responsible.

    Great to be able to write proficiently and effectively about any situation!

    love,peace,joy&smiles to share
    tif
    | Posted on 2007-03-27 00:00:00 | by Epiphany | [ Reply to This ]
      The begining of this write really turned me off
    HOWEVER
    In the middle and the ending really made me realize exactly what you were talking about
    I agree with you a 100 percent
    Always think of the consequences before you perform any act
    I believe that is one of the biggest problems with society in that we never think before we soeak or act
    Great Job
    God Bless
    Ron

    Please if you get achance Please take a look at some of my writes and let me know what you think
    Thank You
    Ron
    | Posted on 2007-03-26 00:00:00 | by Ronswords | [ Reply to This ]


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