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Bubba's Epidemic-Part I

Author: darkwiccan14
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LMAO check out part of our crazy new story!! i'll have part II up in a little soooo, STAY TUNED!!

Bubba's Epidemic-Part I

*~BuBBA's EpiDEMic*~
Part I
Once upon a time....A truck driver named Bubba McPancakes was lost. He then realized that he wasn't even on the road. Then he saw a magical ho...
But wait! it wasn't a ho, it was just Clayton McSKills dressing in drag! -again- It was still pretty magical...
It was still magical because he was all sparkly and stuff! ~*sparkles*~ Bubba McPancakes then pulled over and Clayton McSkills hopped on in...
Once Clayton started putting on some red lipstick Bubba was attracted to him/her whatever...They soon fell in love, abandoned the truck, and hopped onto a stray unicorn, and rode away into the sunset...
But then Bubba's fat ass fell off and it ruined the whole thing so, they decided to go get some coffee at a nearby Starbucks.
As they walked into Starbucks they saw a purple hippo at the cash register. Bubba then lost interest in Clayton and went to flirt with the hippo...
Clayton McSkills went to drown his sorrows in bad sushi, just like his mother use to make. He jumps when a cold gust of wind accompanied by the ominous tingle of a bell.
i Dios Mios ! -meaning oh my god in spanish in case u didnt know!!- It's...It's...GangstaMcSnazzySox!!!! And she SMELLS the really bad sushi when she walks in...BLAH!!! And she runs over to GangstaSoyBeans, who is trying to clean up her spilt mocca....
Bubba soon becomes tired of all this nonsense, so he leaves to go to the magical lanf of...are you ready for this? sure?...Ok! WEll he goes to...Abercrombie&Fitch!!
When he gets there, he is shocked and dismayed to see that he almost missed aaaaa... HUGE SALE!!!! -gasp!- He quickly grabbed his shiny plastic credit card, and bought several still -over priced-...whatever you buy there! xD
He bought soem of the queerest things! And some super big SUNGLASSES AHH!!! And then Clayton McSkills showed up!!!
Clayton then walked queerly in the store and bought out everything in the store...After that, one of the workers dropped his keys and bent over toward Clayton...-eww...lmao-
And -gasp- Oh no! What is that?! While Clayton was..distracted...BATMAN popped out from behind the earring rack!!!
Bubba ran outta the store, screaming, still holding unpaid items. The store detector then went off and mall security ran after him with BATMAN following....

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  Wow I like that it made me feel better. Thaks for the cheer up.
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