~*Bubba's Epidemic*~
Part IIII
theendofthecrazyness!
-LMAO- Just then GangstaMcSnazzySoc went and took a pic of Mr.Darcy and GangstaSoybeans and showed it to K-Pratt...
"WTH, you bastard!" K-Pratt exclaimed. GangstaSoybeans said,"No, wife! It's not what it looks like! He's just the side-line ho!"
And then GangstaMcSnazzySox said," WTF!? I thought I was you side-line ho!!" She then ran off to the purple hippo and got him into her gang---the ~*SpArKlEs*~
K-Pratt ran off w/her side-line ho, to the magical spaghetti tree forest! The purple hippo started to FLY AWAY! -GASP!- They all called the police, and they said, " Oh no! To the MAz!" We'll send caroline the DAncing Bear right away!"...
Then Caroline the DAncing Bear was all skanky and crap on her unicylce. Ut was vecause she was so wasted-i mean strange, she satarted singing "reunited." The purple hippo and GangstaMcSnazzySox then showed up. Seeing K-Pratt and her side-line ho near the spaghetti tree. "Gosh darn-it!" Saying it lamely,"that's MY spaghetti tree!!!" GangstaMcSnazzySox then threw the couple into the choco river, which came from Wonka's Factory. JKust Kidding, it wasn't choclate at all, it was just dirty water from the city sewage. Then GangstaMcSnazzySox grabbed some spaghetti and are it witht he purple hippo. Just then Bubba McPancakes showed up!! "I'mm BaCCCKKK!Canadians suck!: And then started flirting with the Purple Hippo....
"WTF!? did u just say canadians suck!!?!?" GangstaMcSnazzySox said,"I'm part canadian u bastard!" And then she sat down angrily.
Meanwhile, when bubba wasnt paying any attention to her...
The purple hippo would not reciprocate, so Bubba McPancakes hid in a hole...writting...poetry...in his diary! xD GangstaSoybeans returned from her rendevous w/Mr.Darcy and started singing "Y'all want a single" by KORN, which is apparently how she feels about life. Mouse was still counting how many licks it took to get to the center of a tootsie pop, while shreiking out random and pointless phrases...
GangstaMcSnazzySpx, then took off and found McSkills and McMAck still in Abercrombie*Fitch. McSkills went to go give her a hug, but she jumped back yelling,"No wait! there's a frog in my pocket! You'll squish it!!!" he then got sad and went to McMack. McMack then started crying becasue of all the sadness around them...
BUT THEN...
BATMAN came back with.....
PIE!!! YAY!!
And they all lived happily ever....uh...AFTER!
Epilogue:
It turns out that the pie, was explosiveee...-2 the max!- So the purple hippo, darcy, pratt, soubeans,mcskills,mcmack, mcsnazzysox, bubba, caroline, police, mouse, and BATMAN all BLEW UP! Leaving a Huge Mess for Spidey and MJ (no not Micheal Jackson or Micheal Jorden!...or is it!?) to clean it up!
THE END