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    dots Submission Name: Business 101dots
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    Author: pixie_007
    Elite Ratio:    3.36 - 45/77/63
    Words: 134
    Class/Type: Misc/Comedy
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       I laughed when I first read this,I don't know who wrote this but its really clever! This is how to take care of business!


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    dotsBusiness 101dots
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    Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
    Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
    Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
    Son: "Well, in that case...ok"

    Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

    Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
    Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
    Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
    Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

    Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

    Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
    President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
    Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
    President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

    This is how business is done!!

    ~Anonymous~




    Submitted on 2007-05-02 14:04:54     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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    ||| Comments |||
      Very funny and clever. This actually seems feasible, which is not very flattering for our sociery. Oh well, thanks for sharing!
    | Posted on 2007-05-03 00:00:00 | by AutumnLeaves | [ Reply to This ]
      ha
    very funny
    title got me cuz i jsut finished a business 101 final
    i hate marketing! lol
    | Posted on 2007-05-02 00:00:00 | by digitalflower | [ Reply to This ]


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