Oh what I wouldn't do for a smoke and a beer,
without the health warnings, one doth always hear.
For its finals week in college, that dreaded twice a year,
when papers and the reckoning final tests are here.
Yes, its that time again, that time that we all fear,
next week we'll know our grades, to cry over or cheer.
Oh, what I wouldn't do for a smoke and a beer.