ok, so, I donít hate it like the other person. I think maybe I understand why itís supposed to be humorous thoughÖ the person wants to try and kill them self and doesnít have anything left to do it with right? When I read this I picture someone acting out each word as itís said for some reason. I donít know I can just picture it as a good dramatic reading, as where Iím not sure it translates on plain paper as well. It made me giggle at the end anyway. I do appreciate the attempted style. The constraints you gave yourself seem very limiting and I think you did well with them. I havenít read any of your other stuff, but you might want to try and expand on the death with humor thing is another piece.