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    dots Submission Name: 6/6/06dots

    Author: Derrick Thomas
    ASL Info:    24/Male/Alabama
    Elite Ratio:    4.11 - 21/59/39
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    Class/Type: Rant/Serious
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    Written on June 6th, 2006.

    If you thought the world was going to end on 6/6/06, you might just be a moron.

    Oh no! Today is 6/6/06! That is the number of the beast! Ohmigod! The world is gonna end!

    The end is here! The date shows the mark of the beast! All is lost!

    Except, the world didn't end on any of the other 6/6/06's.

    What about 666AD? Wouldn't that be a more appropriate time? I mean, with 2006, there's that pesky '200' to deal with in the beginning.

    And what about 666BC? It could have happened then.

    And 6AD? That could come up to 6/6/6 pretty sufficiently.


    All of those dates work better.

    The date 6/6/06 has occurred several times throughout history, and the world is still around, isn't it?

    Do you really think that god is sitting up there, in his two-story villa, looking at his calendar thinking, "Welp, today - according to a date abbreviation system created by imperfect humans, I need to end the world."

    Yes, god does think in poorly constructed sentences.

    So, stop your worrying. It says in the Bible:

    1 Thessalonians 5

    1Now, brothers, about times and dates we do not need to write to you, 2for you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night. 3While people are saying, "Peace and safety," destruction will come on them suddenly, as labor pains on a pregnant woman, and they will not escape. Meaning that people won't expect the apocalypse when it happens. People expect it today. Assuming for a second that there is in fact a god, today isn't the end.

    Also, did you know that the element carbon is made up of 6 protons, 6 neutrons, and 6 electrons? Life is carbon based, so congratulations, you all already have the mark of the beast. You are made of it.

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      That was really cool. and to everyone who thought the world was going to end, that was hilarious. Me and my friends were messing with them. There was a good thirty of us and we all dressed in all black, it was funny. They thought we worshipped the devil. It's funny how guilable people are today.

    All the days that were also 6/6/6 was funny. It was really smart, no one would really think of something like that.

    And the "carbon" part was genius. I never paid attention to the fact that it had 6 atoms, protons, and neutrons. Actually, no, I didn't even know that. Didn't pay attention to chemistry.

    Nice Write
    | Posted on 2008-04-09 00:00:00 | by daughterofdeath | [ Reply to This ]
      Ha. I loved that little carbon fact. I didn't know that. Very clever.

    But seriously, there were people who actually went out of their way to have c-sections and stuff to make sure their children weren't born on 6/6/06. It was absolutely ridiculous.

    The whole obsession is really very odd. Personally, I'd rather not focus my energy into thinking about the inevitable demise of all mankind, thank you very much.
    | Posted on 2007-08-13 00:00:00 | by Venia | [ Reply to This ]
      Yeah, I can't stand people talking about how the world's gonna end on a certain day, it pisses me off. Hell, if anyone's gonna destroy the world, it'll be me. That's my goal in life.

    And weed for all!
    | Posted on 2007-05-26 00:00:00 | by Magic Dragon | [ Reply to This ]
      Did you know that Jaz and I were born 6 years, 6 days, and approximately 6 hours apart? That...combined with our carbon content makes us perfect to end the world.
    | Posted on 2007-05-24 00:00:00 | by Raivn | [ Reply to This ]
      Also, did you know that the element carbon is made up of 6 protons, 6 neutrons, and 6 electrons? Life is carbon based, so congratulations, you all already have the mark of the beast. You are made of it.

    I think that is clever.
    | Posted on 2007-05-24 00:00:00 | by lori_tab | [ Reply to This ]

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