Written on June 6th, 2006.
If you thought the world was going to end on 6/6/06, you might just be a moron.
Oh no! Today is 6/6/06! That is the number of the beast! Ohmigod! The world is gonna end!
The end is here! The date shows the mark of the beast! All is lost!
Except, the world didn't end on any of the other 6/6/06's.
What about 666AD? Wouldn't that be a more appropriate time? I mean, with 2006, there's that pesky '200' to deal with in the beginning.
And what about 666BC? It could have happened then.
And 6AD? That could come up to 6/6/6 pretty sufficiently.
All of those dates work better.
The date 6/6/06 has occurred several times throughout history, and the world is still around, isn't it?
Do you really think that god is sitting up there, in his two-story villa, looking at his calendar thinking, "Welp, today - according to a date abbreviation system created by imperfect humans, I need to end the world."
Yes, god does think in poorly constructed sentences.
So, stop your worrying. It says in the Bible:
1 Thessalonians 5
1Now, brothers, about times and dates we do not need to write to you, 2for you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night. 3While people are saying, "Peace and safety," destruction will come on them suddenly, as labor pains on a pregnant woman, and they will not escape. Meaning that people won't expect the apocalypse when it happens. People expect it today. Assuming for a second that there is in fact a god, today isn't the end.
Also, did you know that the element carbon is made up of 6 protons, 6 neutrons, and 6 electrons? Life is carbon based, so congratulations, you all already have the mark of the beast. You are made of it.