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    dots Submission Name: Newsworthydots
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    Author: The Gadfly
    ASL Info:    52/M/Moreno Valley, CA
    Elite Ratio:    3.55 - 1048/1348/375
    Words: 76
    Class/Type: Spoof/Satire
    Total Views: 846
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    Bytes: 639



    Description:
       A satirical look at what is news.


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    dotsNewsworthydots
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    "What is that you're watching?' she inquired.

    "The news, I think," he answered.

    "Anything good?"

    "Two police pursuits, one hostage take-over at a school, a fire downtown, six explosions in Baghdad, and a beached-whale in Florida." he stated quickly.

    "Slow news-day, huh?" she mocked. "Anything bad to report?"

    "American Idol voted off Sanjaya Malakar."

    "Oh my God!" she cried in horror. "What a tragedy!"




    The Gadfly




    Submitted on 2007-05-29 04:43:37     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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    ||| Comments |||
      *applause*

    Short and sharp, and it hurts all the more because it's true.

    Great end-line!
    | Posted on 2007-06-04 00:00:00 | by Maverique | [ Reply to This ]
      lol hell yess. love it. all i must say. love it. wooo.
    | Posted on 2007-05-30 00:00:00 | by lark | [ Reply to This ]
      So, so, so true.
    | Posted on 2007-05-29 00:00:00 | by Melora | [ Reply to This ]


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