Description: *sung to the tune of "Sadie Hawkins Dance" by Relient K, with some of the same lines*
*must be sung wearing a Hershey's sweater*
I haven't been on here in such a long time. I just wanted to post this because it's the first parody of sorts that I've ever written. I got a cleaning today at the dentist and I visited Hershey, Pennsylvania two weeks ago, and so this is just a piece of fun. I dare you to sing it...I dare you.
The Dentist Visit -------------------------------------------
The dental assistant at my side talking
About which tooth may need some new caulking
My ears were burning but I kept on gawking
Chocolate in my bag and a craving a' knocking
(Chorus:)
Anger's Antithesis
In every Hershey Kiss
There's nothing better
oh oh oh
A mini dream come true
At every avenue
There's nothing better
Baby, do you like my sweater?
Sitting in the chair of my nemesis dreading
Laid back, got cleaned, waited for the ending
Learned that another tooth needs some mending
Got a stern word about the last dead nerve-ending
(Chorus)
Ran out the door from that harsh seating
Popped a Truffle Kiss in to soothe the bleeding
My man lectured me on tooth brush heeding
I said that's one thing I won't be needing
An empty wallet is enough persuasion
To end my stubborn tooth brush evasion
So that I can afford my asphyxiation
So that I can afford my asphyxiation...
Chocolaty veins...running smooth
I'm so addicted to this sugary groove!
Haha eener. You always did love the sweets. My dentist is pretty good, but I hate going to see that owly eyed [censored] even still. I look at him and I see pain. And I see my wallet empty. And the receptionists don't even accept cash which is absurd? You have time to brush your teeth and lecture me about brushing my teeth, but you don't have the time to pick your fat ass up and waltz across the street to make a bank deposit?
Damn
Submission Name: The Dentist Visit
