Well, God is jealous, he says so himself,
but his progress is stagnant,
has plateaued.
Recommended treatment: one more dose of valium
and extended psychoanalysis.
We can get to the root of this, gentlemen.
Why's he been slitting his wrists?
and lashing out at homosexuals?
What did his father do to him?
What did he do to himself,
all those years he had so much power and fun,
and acted so irresponsibly.
He's depressed, and
why has no one thought to ask these questions before? |
Submission Name: God in remission 
