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    dots Submission Name: Random Lawyer Jokesdots
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    Author: Lord Bane
    ASL Info:    24/M/Isle of Wight, UK
    Elite Ratio:    2.26 - 40/81/50
    Words: 128
    Class/Type: Joke/Comedy
    Total Views: 1034
    Average Vote:    No vote yet.
    Bytes: 735



    Description:
       Please note two things: 1) I have nothing against lawyers, I just seem to know lots of lawyer jokes, 2) I know most of these are terrible, but I wanted to post them anyway. Hope you enjoy. No offence intended.


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    dotsRandom Lawyer Jokesdots
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    What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
    You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.

    Why is a lawyer like a nuclear weapon?
    If one side has one, the other has to get one, once launched they can't be recalled, and when they land they screw everything up for the next 20 years.

    How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Three. One to change the lightbulb, one to knock the stepladder over and one to sue for compensation.

    An honest lawyer, Humpty Dumpty, the Tooth Fairy and a tramp are walking down the street when they see some money lying on the ground. Who picks it up?
    The tramp, the other three dont exist




    Submitted on 2007-06-13 07:06:45     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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    ||| Comments |||
      heh thoses were funny.
    | Posted on 2008-04-22 00:00:00 | by DonkeyMan | [ Reply to This ]
      the last one was good love it!
    ~*alexis*~
    | Posted on 2007-07-16 00:00:00 | by darkwiccan14 | [ Reply to This ]
      sweet i lyk the one bout the light bulb
    lol
    peace

    fana
    | Posted on 2007-07-02 00:00:00 | by BusterLILblock | [ Reply to This ]
      nice What do you call a bus full of lawyer falling off a cliff

    A good start!!
    | Posted on 2007-06-14 00:00:00 | by DonkeyMan | [ Reply to This ]


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