Description: i just elaborated some points of being a girl, i know the rhyming could have been better but i had trouble with it
being a girl -------------------------------------------
Again today
I wear my boostiay,
Its getting harder and harder
To play this frilly little charactor
I'm tired of under-wire bras
That mash up my ta-ta's!
Sometimes I wish I wasn't a girl
Classy and polished like a pearl
It's difficult sitting so much
And having to carry aound an ugly clutch
Falling in the tiolet water
After pausing Harry Potter
This isn't fun,
No you really can't trust me with a gun
P.M.S is killing me
Midol's kept me sane, can't you see?
Waking up
To apply makeup
But then it rains
My heel broke, so now I'm having leg pains
It'd be easier you know?
If i didn't have an artificial glow
Hiding in the background
from that jacked up hound
Run home fast
Before the soap opera has past
I smile with my eyes,
At your stumbling tries
But god this stupid bra!
I'm begining to remind myself of my Ma
I wish I was a guy
Then this would all be a lie
Wow,I reallike this!It made meh chuckle quite a bit.It's teh truth though.I,mehself,hate being a girl,but I don't do or go through all of that trouble to keep up that "girly" character deal.In fact,I act like a guy practically all of teh time.PMS stuffs ish a [censored] though... Meh mom gets kinda pissed at meh for not being so girly,but I don't care.If I'd cared about looks,then I'd get a sex change cause I'd prob look hella better as a guy antyways.
One word...
Boobs.
Yea,boobs.I hate those fereaking things with a passion...And bras are stupid too...
Antyways,call immature if yew want,but I don't care...
This peice gave meh some funny and quite interesting mental images.Teh rhyming wasn't that bad in all actuallity.
"boostiay"
That made meh laugh!I know it's not speeled right,but I don't remember how it's spelled right now.
" That mash up my ta-ta's"
BEST LINE EVER!! lmmfao
Antyways,good [censored].You spoke teh truth,and you did it well.Congrats!
Submission Name: being a girl
Meh mom gets kinda pissed at meh for not being so girly,but I don't care.If I'd cared about looks,then I'd get a sex change cause I'd prob look hella better as a guy antyways.
