The triple cheeseburger you
won at the drive thru burger barn
explains the triple bypass in October
and the simvastatin you
earned at the drive thru pharmacy.
Why the surprise
that Medicaid won’t cover the Cialis
you would use to give us more of you
to thieve oxygen from
otherwise productive individuals?
My technician bellows
“Ms. Willoughby’s cooter smells like catfish!”
The store falls silent.
Just how much alpralozam can you
swallow at once?
Your tolerance grows to xanax in proportion to my intolerance for you and the
God-all-mighty doctor
who says to never mind the brawling wife.
And the girl who rejected me in high school
invites me to dinner with the son she had
from a volunteer fire fighter
as I vainly hope
that one day I’ll be known as the
the sexy pharmacist.
At one a.m. its
Wild turkey and diphenhydramine.
Immune to hangovers,
I await my rightful place in line
to play the liver lottery.
How is this depressing?!?!? It screams of the comedies in life. If you just sit back and wait with an open mind, you will surely be delivered God's best advance to the discovery of the funny bone. People, in themselves provide hours of entertainment just being...themselves. Sit back and enjoy the show folks.
How is this depressing?!?!? I screams of the comedies of life. If you just sit back and wait with an open mind, you will surley be delivered God's best advance to the dicovery of the funny bone. People in themselves provide hours of entertainment just being...themselves. Sit back and enjoy the show folks.
ha this is great....when i worked a a cvs a few years back...i got stuck in pharmacy as a whatever they call them tech ...lol...for like six months...its amazing all the insane people you get in there and you can always tell the pill abusers...and the old people which trust me nothing agianst them...but they took forever...just reminds me of how many doctors write perscriptions just to get to the next patient...and how people think a pharmasist should be able to be their second doctor ...lol...i was glad to not work there anymore...purps
Gawd... I'm assuming it's not really that awful and depressing, or else you probably wouldn't work there, but if it is... Why??
In all, it kind of just points out how reliant we are on pills... Pills for everything... Which I guess is good, science and technology and everything. And even the keeper of the pills (?) is on something (though I really had no idea what anything on that list was, so I looked it up and it's just benadryl...).
The first stanza pretty much epitomizes the US.
The second stanza kind of gets me (in a good way): "to thieve oxygen..."
...Yeah.
Unfortunately here, you probably won't escape the "God-all-mighty doctor" and achieve your dream of being known as the sexy pharmacist... Maybe move to France, where laudanum (among others) is sold over the counter, and people only see the doctor if they're about to keel over... (pharmacists for everything else) :P
Submission Name: Drive Thru Pharmacy
