Oh me! I can’t decide
What boy is really true?
One whos handsome, funny, loyal
Smart, and romantic too
I need someone to match my wit
But not too clever for me
Someone very opinionated
Who can compromise and agree
I have searched the world twice over
And alas have come to find
Not one of the men I have fancied
Has been exactly the right kind
I’ll tell you…
The popular guy was too cocky
He always had another gig
The nerd was really ugly
And the footballer was too big
The gothic kid was pretty nice
Until he got some fangs
And the ghetto boy from down the street
Only took walks with his gangs
The shy boy who sent me flowers
Wasnt cute for very long
I dont know why but it freaked me out
When he asked about our wedding song
At first I thought bad boys were great
Truly sensitive deep down—men with a hidden avail
Well the one I liked tried robbing a bank
Now hes serving up to five years in jail
Oh and then that classic school hottie…
Making every girl swoon with his “heyy”s
Yeah, too bad for me when I found out
I was only his girlfriend on Tuesdays
Poor Billy was too short
Robbys pick up lines were lame
Jake and Tom had amazing reflexes
Because they were always glued to a video game
Jesse was long-distance
Wed probably be together still
But I couldnt stop my dad from breaking it off
When he saw last months phone bill
And then, oh call me shallow
But Dans looks were so uniquely attractive
Until puberty came along and hit him hard
Can anybody say Proactive?
So all in all Im still on the lookout
For a match, and I bet
The perfect guy is out there somewhere
But Lord knows I haven’t found him yet.
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Submission Name: The Perfect Guy
