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    dots Submission Name: SEXdots
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    Author: xSaraHx
    ASL Info:    17/Female/Earth
    Elite Ratio:    4.26 - 107/75/47
    Words: 602
    Class/Type: Random Thoughts/Comedy
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       I got this out of a buletin
    some of this sounds like a load of myspace bullshit


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    dotsSEXdots
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    " 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
    According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms.

    2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong.

    3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

    4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)

    5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

    6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion."

    7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

    - THiNGS MEN MiGHT WANT TO KNOW -

    1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".

    2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.

    3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

    4) 75% of women like getting humped.

    5) 95% of women shave their privates.


    - A FEW THiNGS YOU BOTH MiGHT WANT TO KNOW -

    1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women.

    2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% lose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

    3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

    4) Teens are most likely to have sex for the first time in June.

    5) First-time intercourse is often unplanned, meaning it's less likely teens will use contraception.

    6) Virginity is often lost with a person they haven't been dating.


    - 5 REASONS WHY SEX IS GOOD! -

    1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

    2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week. You are less likely to get sick.

    3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being.
    Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex.

    4) Sex makes you look better; problem is that ugly people don't get any. Sex releases hormones which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

    5) The best reason: You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week, had half the death rate as those who did not "indulge ' themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to10 years younger than you really are. WTF?


    - SOME THINGS YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE KNOWN -

    1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year = Running 75 miles!

    If you don't repost this you will have bad sex for 7 years
    (who wants that?)

    Repost this as:
    Just some SEX facts"




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    ||| Comments |||
      Only the good die young(smile)
    Thanks for sharing. I think I read this on myspace too?
    Kelley Frost
    | Posted on 2008-02-08 00:00:00 | by whendt | [ Reply to This ]
      hey, i really enjoyed reading this. and my mind was flying while reading this, thinking in those times, lol.
    So, thanks for sharing that is a important thing for me to know. i guess for each one of us, lol
    take care
    peace and love
    Victor
    | Posted on 2007-09-13 00:00:00 | by vitoko | [ Reply to This ]
      Hey Sarah!

    This is pretty neat! Who among us isn't interested in sex! There were quite a few things in your item that I didn't know, or would have been totally wrong about if asked! Thanks for posting this!
    | Posted on 2007-07-21 00:00:00 | by Ron Cole | [ Reply to This ]
      lol very...informative it reminds me of this song i herd called "the facts of life" by Lazy boy
    | Posted on 2007-07-21 00:00:00 | by debbieXY | [ Reply to This ]


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