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    dots Submission Name: Some funny quotesdots
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    Author: Lord Bane
    ASL Info:    24/M/Isle of Wight, UK
    Elite Ratio:    2.26 - 40/81/50
    Words: 237
    Class/Type: Personal Quotes/Comedy
    Total Views: 1035
    Average Vote:    5.0000
    Bytes: 1477



    Description:
       These are great quotes from two of my favourite things: a computer game called Curse of Monkey Island and a TV show called God, the Devil and Bob. Hope you enjoy! If you like this, I'll post more.


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    dotsSome funny quotesdots
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    God, The Devil and Bob
    God: So, I decided it was time for a change. I was all set to destroy the world when I decided I'd try and find one person who could convince me Earth was worth saving. Being a sporting deity, I let the devil choose. So, people of Earth, meet your last hope:
    Bob: *is lifted up in a pillar of light* Wow, this is some beer.
    God: Oh brother. I wouldn't make any long-term plans if I were you.

    Crowd: Have you got any beer?
    Bob: No, but I offer you something better: salvation
    Crowd: *pauses* Is that a kind of beer?

    Devil: *reads his credit card bill* We didn't pay for the black death? No wonder I can't get my Enterprise card.

    Curse of Monkey Island quotes
    "Now, with the flames of my voodoo cannonball I'll blast my signifacant other into the significant...otherworld, haha. That'll show her how much I truly care."

    "Can I call you Bob?"
    "No, you may call me Murray, the all-powerful demonic skull. The forces of hell shall cheer me as I stride through the gates of hell with your head on a pike."
    "Er, stride?"
    "Ok, roll, ROLL through the gates of hell. Must you take the fun out of everything."

    "How can you see without eyes?"
    "How can you walk around without a brain? Some questions we may never answer."




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      Oh...my...crapness...

    You are one odd guy, edmund. You are one odd guy...

    PEANUTS! PEANUTS! AAAAH!

    I've got nothing else to say...if it were your work I'd write a lot more.
    | Posted on 2007-10-20 00:00:00 | by manwithnoname | [ Reply to This ]
      
    | Posted on 2007-07-25 00:00:00 | by Katlord | [ Reply to This ]


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