God, The Devil and Bob
God: So, I decided it was time for a change. I was all set to destroy the world when I decided I'd try and find one person who could convince me Earth was worth saving. Being a sporting deity, I let the devil choose. So, people of Earth, meet your last hope:
Bob: *is lifted up in a pillar of light* Wow, this is some beer.
God: Oh brother. I wouldn't make any long-term plans if I were you.
Crowd: Have you got any beer?
Bob: No, but I offer you something better: salvation
Crowd: *pauses* Is that a kind of beer?
Devil: *reads his credit card bill* We didn't pay for the black death? No wonder I can't get my Enterprise card.
Curse of Monkey Island quotes
"Now, with the flames of my voodoo cannonball I'll blast my signifacant other into the significant...otherworld, haha. That'll show her how much I truly care."
"Can I call you Bob?"
"No, you may call me Murray, the all-powerful demonic skull. The forces of hell shall cheer me as I stride through the gates of hell with your head on a pike."
"Er, stride?"
"Ok, roll, ROLL through the gates of hell. Must you take the fun out of everything."
"How can you see without eyes?"
"How can you walk around without a brain? Some questions we may never answer." |
Submission Name: Some funny quotes
