A Southern writer died on Tuesday
predictably in a coastal coffee shop
neighboring the railroad tracks.
Witnesses claim he stared loudly
at the antique steam engine
photographed in his
grandparent's honeymoon
before keeling over by the
aspiring guitarist.
Police suspect a wood Victorian
in Savannah and the involvement
of tequila and marinated shrimp
and an autopsy report confirms
the involvement of a baby blue wrangler with a brown-eyed TinkerBell accomplice.
His last words were largely indiscernible
though he mentioned his resurrection in May of 1996 when anything was possible for him.
7/27/07 - Picayune, MS |