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    dots Submission Name: Funny quotes 2dots
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    Author: Lord Bane
    ASL Info:    24/M/Isle of Wight, UK
    Elite Ratio:    2.26 - 40/81/50
    Words: 193
    Class/Type: Misc/Misc
    Total Views: 885
    Average Vote:    No vote yet.
    Bytes: 1514



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    dotsFunny quotes 2dots
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    From the Simpsons Movie trailer:
    "Why you little....I'll teach you to laugh at things that are funny."

    Monkey Island (again)
    "You're about as fearsome as a doorstop."
    "Is it a really EVIl looking doorstop?"
    "Uh, nevermind."

    "Here, take my business card."
    "Wait, if you've been locked in this crypt all that time how have you had buisness cards made?"
    "Now's not the time for technicalities son."

    "What are you doing up there?"
    "I'm standing as a testament..."
    "Er, standing?"
    "HANGING as a testament to the forces of evil that will one-day rule the world."
    "Wow, it must get pretty boring up there."
    "Boring? The forces of evil are never boring! They....Oh, who am I trying to kid, I'm bored out of my skull....figuratively speaking of course."

    "Brace yourself, as you look on the terrible, horrorfying face of....SKULL ISLAND!"
    "Wait a minute, that's not a skull, it's a duck."
    "What do you mean?"
    "This shouldn't be called Skull Island, it should be called Duck Island."
    "Well....ya see, you have to turn your head and squint....ooh, its so evil."
    "If you turn your head and squint it looks like a bunny."




    Submitted on 2007-07-28 07:09:42     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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    ||| Comments |||
      funnny as helllz. (=
    | Posted on 2007-07-29 00:00:00 | by DaGrimReaperess | [ Reply to This ]


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