Description: Discaimer: I've already been ripped one new asshole, and will probabily get another new one to shyt out of by the end of the day. This is based on actual events!
A turned down the lights
and turned the music on
gave her the look
as to say "it's on"
she spread her thighs
looked me in the eyes
take me on
"a magic carpet ride"
but than she
Queefed
(Queefed!)
under the sheets
than looked down
asked what's wrong with me
after she
Queefed
(Queefed!)
under the sheets
come on baby
you should be happy
come on be happy I'm
so relaxed
after all, it's just
a little gas
but she
Queefed
(Queefed)
under the sheets
than wondered what
was wrong with ME!?!
It's been a few years
and I've moved on
but the other day
she asked me to write a song
about our sorrows and wows
and in my head
this is how it goes
after she
Queefed
(Queefed!)
under the sheets
come on baby
you should be happy
come on be happy I'm
so relaxed
after all, it's just
a little gas
but she
Queefed
(Queefed)
under the sheets
than wondered what
was wrong with ME!?!
Well every now and than
her friend might ask
wasn't that
a great piece of ass
tell me is she really
worth my time
and I tell them just
what I have in mind
that she
Queefed
(Queefed!)
under the sheets
than looked down
asked what's wrong with me
after she
Queefed
(Queefed!)
under the sheets
come on baby
you should be happy
come on be happy I'm
so relaxed
after all, it's just
a little gas
but she
Queefed
(Queefed)
under the sheets
than wondered what
was wrong with ME!?!
I said She Queefed
(queefed!)
I am still not a huge fan of this one-
and now I have a whole new reason not to be
>.>
it's all good if you write about it,
but god forbid it happens eh? :P
jackass xD
still, being humerous is better than depressing I guess.
I personally loved this poem based on the fact that it hit on a topic most people want to laugh about but don't have the balls to. I think my favorite part is how this was written you can almost see the face of the poor guy stuck in that situation. I think Tenacious D would do a good job covering it. Thanks for the laugh, I wouldn't change anything.
Submission Name: Queefed
