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    dots Submission Name: The tea towel explanation of cricketdots

    Author: Lord Bane
    ASL Info:    24/M/Isle of Wight, UK
    Elite Ratio:    2.26 - 40/81/50
    Words: 181
    Class/Type: Misc/Misc
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       I was so bored, but suffering so badly from writer's block, that I decided to track this down. Its a very funny (but, as any cricket fan would tell you, entirely accurate) description of cricket. Enjoy!

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    dotsThe tea towel explanation of cricketdots

    Cricket: As explained to a foreigner...
    You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
    When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game

    Submitted on 2007-09-18 10:32:36     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      I Know Cricket,
    But im still very confussed by this explaination.
    Very good.
    I love being confussed.
    I am adding it to my favourites... Just because.
    | Posted on 2008-09-20 00:00:00 | by GrIm:)ReApEr | [ Reply to This ]
      Oh my word LOL xD Makes me think of a football game or sommat =P lol It was kinda confusing unless you stopped and actually thought about it as you read I like it to be honest lol It was very clever Keep up the good work ^_^

    | Posted on 2007-09-18 00:00:00 | by Lil Sere | [ Reply to This ]
      Nice use of clear, concise words to COMPLETELY confuse me! I laughed out-loud when I read it. (As I shook my head, of course!)

    Now, could you explain the tax code, please? LOL
    | Posted on 2007-09-18 00:00:00 | by amrslamr | [ Reply to This ]

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