Jesus was a Telemarketer by Skyhawk

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Submission Name: Jesus was a Telemarketer dots

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Author:	Skyhawk
Elite Ratio:	5 - 19/38/20
Words:	57

Class/Type:	Poetry/Satire
Total Views:	193
Average Vote:	No vote yet.
Bytes:	468

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It's not my job to tell you what it's about.

Also, everyone who hates me at the moment: Feel free to bash the shit out of this poem. It will only make me stronger.

Thank you.

Jesus was a Telemarketer dots

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St. Paul drank turpentine, no ice.
Every flammable drop gave those
holy golden showers; surreal salvation.

Saul was heavenly pissed
off at the credit card
consolidations he
was splashed with
after Temple,

stating it was ruined
by the hands of Judas's
Get-Rich-Quick Scheme:
a wetly inconsistent and phallical
plan at winning cribbage

before brunch.

Submitted on 2007-10-13 10:37:27 Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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And, now... some more absurdity...

"Hello? Oh, hi Jesus. I'm so glad to tal-
Wait, what? A possibility to lower down
those God awful interests on my credit
cards?

[censored] YOU, WHAT KIND OF MIRACLE IS THAT?!"

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| Posted on 2007-10-23 00:00:00 | by Skyhawk | [ Reply to This ]
  Hey, thanks.

If they are hurting you, though, I wouldn't mind hearing more about what you mean.

Is it specific parts? The whole thing?

Anything'll help.

Thanks again.
| Posted on 2007-10-14 00:00:00 | by Skyhawk | [ Reply to This ]
  Haha, I like this piece more than the others obviously. I think it's creative, and I actually had this conversation this afternoon. The words "Jesus was a telemarketer" came out of my mouth.

Thanks for the read. I think the line breaking hurts the rhythm a little bit, but I can get over that. Creative, and good to read.

Needed this, thanks

Wishing for more
~BRian

| Posted on 2007-10-14 00:00:00 | by Imadjinn | [ Reply to This ]
  You know that he didn't call Judas... right?

You know that dinner has no relevance to this poem... right?

What drug are YOU on?
| Posted on 2007-10-13 00:00:00 | by Skyhawk | [ Reply to This ]
  You know what satire is... right?

| Posted on 2007-10-13 00:00:00 | by Skyhawk | [ Reply to This ]
  Wh..what? How the...what the...ok, you've really lost me here.

How does the title relate to this piece. And how many times did he call Judas? And was it at dinner? Ok, I'm just getting caught up in the messed up that is this.

Where did the inspiration come for this? And what the heck were you on?

Funny, in a irrevent and slanderous way. I'm not yelling at you. I just feel a little wary about this.

| Posted on 2007-10-13 00:00:00 | by manwithnoname | [ Reply to This ]

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